Rightfully So

Pick your side in Good vs. Evil Foosball.

Google Funny Map Hack »:

1- Go to maps.google.com
2- Click Get Direction and type in “Seattle,WA” to “Paris,Fr”
3- Read Step #18.
4- Laugh

Yea, that step 18 could be a real pain.

Surprise birth has chimp sanctuary checking vasectomies - CNN.com:

A female chimpanzee at a sanctuary has given birth, despite the fact that the facility’s entire male chimp population has had vasectomies.

Now managers at Chimp Haven are planning a paternity test for the seven males who lived in a group with Teresa, a wild-born chimpanzee in her late 40s who had the baby girl last week.

Checking chimps for vasectomies… Sounds great!

Man returns book overdue since 1960 - CNN.com:

Robert Nuranen handed the local librarian a book he’d checked out for a ninth-grade assignment — along with a check for 47 years’ worth of late fees.

By waiting 46 years, Mr. Nuranen now has his 15 minutes of fame. The sad thing is that he’s now a teacher  and still didn’t finish reading the book.

Wacky warning winner: Don’t put people in washer - CNN.com:

Do not clean your kids in the washing machine. Do not dry your cell phone in the microwave. And be sure not to read the phone book while driving. Those are among the winning entries in this year’s Wacky Warning Label Contest, run by an anti-lawsuit group.

The original iPod Shuffle was compared to the size of a pack of gum with the warning “Do not eat the shuffle”. I think they would be better off by not making things so tasty if they don’t want us to eat them.

It’s Knuttz - Home Aquarium:

And pretty soon your fish is demanding that you take it someplace “nice” and that you never buy it flowers anymore.

Put off reading this until tax time: Americans procrastinate - CNN.com:

After 10 years of research on a project that was supposed to take only five years, a Canadian industrial psychologist found in a giant study that not only is procrastination on the rise, it makes people poorer, fatter and unhappier.

And when they get more time, they’ll show us how to stop procrastinating. Why do today what can be put off until tomorrow?

Black Tie Optional - New York Times:

Giggling, they hurried into a basement storage room, where some 40 people stood around, under stone arches and gargoyles, wearing nothing but shoes.

Naked parties? At college? I’m shocked! I wonder if it’s anything like sexy parties.

Mystery: Why is man sitting on dead horse? - CNN.com

It’s obvious, you’re supposed to pull your vehicle to the side and wait after an accident.

Maybe the horse was just tired and taking a break? I like the top hat too.

Michael Castellon

Herman, who has been billed as the world’s largest rabbit and resides with his owner in Germany, weighs in at an enormous 22 pounds.

And yes, this rabbit is for real, no photoshoping required.