Wacky warning winner: Don’t put people in washer - CNN.com:

Do not clean your kids in the washing machine. Do not dry your cell phone in the microwave. And be sure not to read the phone book while driving. Those are among the winning entries in this year’s Wacky Warning Label Contest, run by an anti-lawsuit group.

The original iPod Shuffle was compared to the size of a pack of gum with the warning “Do not eat the shuffle”. I think they would be better off by not making things so tasty if they don’t want us to eat them.