Blogosphere maven “Gozar” of the famed RightfullySo.com website has managed to keep his New Year’s resolution going for five straight days now.

Initially proposed as a gag during a New Year’s Eve bender, Gozar found himself on the hot seat on January 1, 2007, when, with a splitting headache and vomit-encrusted cheeks and lips, his wife reminded him of his drunken proposal.

“Gozar, honey… do you remember your resolution?” she asked.

“Uhmmmm. Wh…”

“You promised to lose weight, sire another child with me, and post interesting bookmarklets to your web site.”

“Ohhhhhhhhh. That. Look, dear, all I meant was HOLY CRAP DOES MY HEAD HURT.”

“Yes, honey?” she replied, with saccharine condescension, to which Gozar responded by falling asleep on the couch.

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Gozar’s previous New-Years-resolution-breaking record was set in 1985, when he resolved to drink only sugar-free pop. That resolution lasted until January 13, when, after four scoops of Rocky Road ice cream and six pieces of cake, he said “the hell with that shit” and his birthday celebration turned into a Pepsi-fueled festival.

Stay tuned to this web site for details on Gozar’s 2007 progress.