Yes, it’s that most wonderful time of the year again… the time where conspicuous consumption and consumerism combine to create the Christmas celebration that lets your neighbors and co-workers know just how well-off you are…

After all, the more things a person has, the better he or she is. And, in the case of men, one’s quantity of things can also be used to determine who has the biggest penis. This is the reason for brisk holiday sales of enormous televisions.

And, if you’re like many Gen-Xers, you’ve managed to avoid killing yourself, found a person that can tolerate you, and, in some cases, actually reproduced. What better gift to give your child than toys featuring officially-licensed television characters?

Therefore, we present the first installment of the Rightfully So Holiday Shopping Guide.

Today’s item is the Dora the Explorer Aquapet.

Dora Aquapet

Order your’s today from Amazon.com http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000IM15QI/