General30 Oct 2006 07:58 am
By Gozar
Unfortunately, the title isn’t about the more pleasurable subject as a woman shaking her booty. It’s about the ever increasing bulk of Americans that is now consuming 1 billion more gallons of gasoline a year.
The above study doesn’t even reflect on other wastes of fuel. Is it that hard to actually park your car in a parking lot instead of circling for 20 minutes, vulturing for that prime spot right next to the handicapped spot? I’m reminded of the woman in Clerks, searching for the gallon of milk that will expire in the next century. It’s not going to happen people! Besides, the walk will probably be good for you.
October 30th, 2006 at 1:24 pm
I blame Taco Bell for part of this. I mean, c’mon! How long does it take to wrap up a few burritos? It seems that every time I make a run for the border, I’m waiting in the drive-thru line for ten minutes, along with five other people, engines idle, while the minimum-wage dorks assemble our food.
Wendy’s, on the other hand, is always fast.