General24 Oct 2006 12:33 pm
Son doesn’t play, dad brings in the big guns
By Gozar
A dad who didn’t think his 6 or 7 year old son wasn’t getting enough playing time decided to pull a gun on the coach.
Now in what world does this sound like it’s a good idea? Even in the old west I don’t think there was ever a showdown at noon between a dad and a coach. The father is being charged with aggravated assault, simple assault and reckless endangerment.
October 24th, 2006 at 2:22 pm
Here’s the guy’s thought process:
My son sucks at sports like I did in school.
I have a gun gathering dust.
We live in a world without conesquences.
Hey I have an idea!
October 29th, 2006 at 9:08 pm
RC, you’re too generous.
Here’s the guy’s thought process:
Me have small wang.
Me have shooty gun thing.
Me make girl hot for me.
October 29th, 2006 at 9:11 pm
RC, you’re too generous.
Here’s the guy’s *actual* thought process:
Me have small wang.
Me have big shooty gun thingy.
Me make women hot for me.