OK, so I got a new job (finally, a job that doesn’t crush the very essence of my soul) and, therefore, with it, a new computer on which to execute my daily tasks. But, I convinced my new boss that a Macintosh computer would be able to do everything I needed to do, and would make me very happy, so he agreed to get one for me.

I now get to use a new Intel-powered iMac. Nice. Very nice.

Included with new Macs is an application called “Comic Life.” This software does for comic strips what the word processor did to the typewriter.

All new macs come with a built-in camera.

Now, combine all of these statements, and you get this.