By Gozar
What do you call yourself when you hate stupid people? If someone doesn’t like a specific race they can be rascist or a bigot, or if they don’t like someone who can’t smell, they can be called politically incorrect. What do you call it when you hate stupid people?
The scary thing is, the stupid people are multiplying! Go into your local big-box retailer (Walmart, K-Mart, Quickie-mart) and take a look around. These people are the ones procreating… These are the ones voting to “git-r-done”. Will the human race survice for the start of the 22nd century?
Granted, stupid people have always been around us, from the people that thought it was a good idea to live under a volcano to the ones that thought it would be safe to ride under a bag filled with millions of cubic feet of combustible gas. Today’s stupid people rely on the lottery, check cashing places, and rent to own. They cruise parking lots looking for a close parking space just because they are too lazy to get off their big fat ass and walk into the store. The turn signal is an unknown device to them, and buying a 30 second ringtone for $2.99 seems like a good idea. They super-king-size their meals, and then wonder why they get out of breath searching for the TV remote.
What will happen when it comes crashing down? Will we be relegated to the dark ages of phone party lines, non-cable TV, and walking? Will the smart ones be required to force mate and rebuild civilization?
June 7th, 2006 at 10:51 am
Gozar you have over looked one thing. Stupid people rely on us “smart” people for doing everything for them. It was a “smart” person that figured out that stupid people will pay 2.99 for a 30 sec ringtone. So what will happen when it comes crashing down? The smart people will figure out a way to inslave the stupid people!
June 8th, 2006 at 7:16 am
I prefer to think of the state’s lottery as a tax on stupid people.
It may be fashionable to tax the wealthy, and politically unfeasable to do anything remotely negative for the poor… but, a lottery? F*cking brilliant!
June 8th, 2006 at 7:16 am
Forgive my ignorance, but do ringtones really cost three bucks?
Or is that hyperbole for comedic effect?