Following the success of my Geeks Guide To NCAA Basketball I decided to write more articles to help geeks fit in with outside world. Studies show that 98% of the world is outside your basement. Unless you live in a Bio-Dome (the actual facility not the Pauly Shore movie), you’re going to have contact with this world, but with my help you can get through it.

Procreation. Even if you are not intersted in the opposite sex for recreational pruposes you should consider the fact that you will need someone to carry on your legacy someday. You need a kid that you can pass your D&D Miniatures on to and, if necessary, avenge your death.

So how do you make yourself appealing to women? Women rate guys based on the following equation:
(looks X 2) + personailty = dateability
As a geek we are naturally lacking in both departments. You can either work on your personailty and find a girl who likes you for what’s on the inside or you can work on your appearance, then you don’t have to be nice to girls at all. Some geeks hold out thinking they will find a female geek, but those are harder to come by than a Mox Ruby.

Next week we will take a look at both strategies: personality and appearance

Those who can’t, teach.