Right now there is a debate going on in Congress over what to do about all the illegal immigrants coming into the U.S. from Mexico. As with most debates, neither the Republicans nor the Democrats asked me what to do in this situation. No one wants these aliens to take away jobs from American workers so all we have to do is give them a job nobody else wants, personal butlers. Richie Rich, Batman, The Fresh Prince, they all had butlers and now its time the middle class gets them too. Under my plan each illegal immigrant would be issued suit and then shipped out to a middle class family. There they could do simple tasks that you don’t want to do like cleaning, cooking, bringing you drinks and organizing your Sega cartridges. Never again would you have to take out the trash or run out to the store in the middle of the night because you are craving pancakes. There are still some details to be worked out like how the aliens would get paid, where the suits would come from and how to keep the U.S. economy from collapsing but I am sure these things would all work out somehow. It’s time that the middle class gets to lead the extravagant lifestyle that the rest of the world already thinks we have.