In conjunction with the Internal Revenue Service, the Bush administration is proposing a set of forms and regulations that must be followed by anyone wishing to engage in a romantic and/or physical relationship with a member of the opposite sex (same sex relationships are forbidden).

Forms include:

  • Form 10-VE: Acknowledgment of romantic interest
  • Form 53-X: Acknowledgment of physical interest
  • Form 1D-10T: Marriage Proposal
  • Form 5E-ND3R: Gender Verification

All citizens who wish to engage in any relationships must have a Form 5E-ND3R signed and notarized and must display the Gender Verification card when courting of the opposite sex begins.

Form 53-X must be signed by both parties and notarized before sexual relations may begin. Federal funds will be provided to bars and pimps to facilitate the distribution and notarizing of the particular forms.