BurnsCelebrated industrialist, electricity magnate and fop C. Montgomery Burns was recently seen in Miami, Florida, where he received the coveted Second Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.

When questioned about the propriety of an award being bestowed upon the award’s namesake, Mr. Burns’ only reply was “Excellent!” while drumming the tips of his fingers together.

Mr. Burns (left), aged 132, received, among other prizes, a lifetime supply of Grecian Formula for coloring his gray hair, as well a two gallons of Acme-brand Liver-Spots-B-Gone topical scalp-rejuvinating treatment. Not pictured are one gross of ivory back-scratchers.