Pop Culture20 Feb 2006 11:18 am
By jeff
Celebrated industrialist, electricity magnate and fop C. Montgomery Burns was recently seen in Miami, Florida, where he received the coveted Second Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.
When questioned about the propriety of an award being bestowed upon the award’s namesake, Mr. Burns’ only reply was “Excellent!” while drumming the tips of his fingers together.
Mr. Burns (left), aged 132, received, among other prizes, a lifetime supply of Grecian Formula for coloring his gray hair, as well a two gallons of Acme-brand Liver-Spots-B-Gone topical scalp-rejuvinating treatment. Not pictured are one gross of ivory back-scratchers.
February 22nd, 2006 at 1:58 am
I didn’t know Mr. Burns wrote “Stayin’ Alive.” He rocks!
February 22nd, 2006 at 11:11 am
ZOMG, Ed… I was always aware that your brain was filled with pointless minutiae, but anybody who can correctly identify this photo, which is taken entirely out of context, knows waaaaaaaaay too much about popular culture. Congratulations: you’ve taken useless trivia to an entirely new level.
February 24th, 2006 at 6:14 am
Aw shucks, you’re just sayin’ that…