These are some of the predictions I have for 2006. If they come true, you can subscribe to my newsletter. If they don’t come true, shame on you for believing me!

  • Verizon will find new ways to charge users for cell phone service. Ideas include a per-keypress charge.
  • Hollywood will continue to blame piracy for box office woes while rubber stamping sequels to such classics as Battlefied Earth and Wing Commander and a prequel to Weekend at Bernies.
  • Millions will realize that they are duped into believing that American Idol matters.
  • Joss Whedon will write several episodes of Lost, which will bring lesbianism and Spike to the island.
  • A natural disaster will hit the United States. The Democrats will blame Bush, the Republicans will blame the liberals, and Pat Robertson will proclaim that God is angry with America. He will also lead the charge to re-instate the crusades to bring Christianity to the Middle East.