Let’s try to work these into the popular vocabulary in 2006.

Well ain’t that just the Bishop’s jizz!

Sweet smegma stew!

Damn, that really chaps my Cheney!

Well I’ll be a Nazi barber!

Ex Crapula, Scientia! (From Drunkenness, Knowledge)

Edith Keeler must die! (Probably only works at Star Trek conventions)