With the release of GoogleGulp on April 1st, Google is looking at a series of new products to better direct searches to the users:

GoogleCrapper - By analyzing a person’s waste product, Google will be able to direct advertisements to their favorite food sites. This will be a boon for the Anheuser-Busch Companies and Miller brewing company.
GoogleAuto - GPS equipped automobiles can help direct advertisements to the owners about the places they visit. Strip clubs and Gentlemen’s clubs will be able to mine this information for a better look into the politicians that patronize their establishments.

The federal government will be providing the financial backing into these services. Mention that you’re a terrorist and your car and toilet are free! Act now and get a free wireless phone and computer.