Here’s just a little more evidence that I’m wasting my tax dollars on Ohio politicians who really just don’t have anything better to do. I suspect they’re just trying to justify their existence.

Bills that would regulate stem cell research and strip clubs are on hold for now.

I can just imagine the events that lead up to the bill.

Republican 1: Ohioans are too hedinistic and immoral. What can we do about it?

Republican 2: We’re legislators. Let’s legislate a solution!

Republican 1: Good idea. Okay now, what should we legislate.

Republican 3: Well, how about strip clubs?

Republican 1: Now we’re thinking! Bliss only leads to immorality. What else?

(*awkward silence*)

Republican 2: Um, well, there are… stem cells?

Republican 1: Excellent! I’ve heard about those things. They sound nasty. I wouldn’t want to catch any of those Stem Cells. I bet they’re really contagious. Okay now, everyone in favor of my strip club and stem cell bill, say “Aye”.

All Republicans: Aye.

Republican 1: All opposed?

Democrat 1: Hey, wait a minute.

Republican 1: The Aye’s have it.

Yeah, I know, they’re really 2 bills. But where’s the humor in that?

Here’s the article. (and don’t forget bugmenot)